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The story of Lent [мар. 2, 2012|11:20 am]
Indigo
Basically Jesus was all 'fuck this I'm outta here' and went for a walk in the dessert, like a boss. The the devil showed up and was all 'Bro! Just turn that rock into bread, you look hungry' and Jesus was like 'Yo fuck you, don't tell me what to do!' So the devil was like fine. Then later the devil brought Jesus to the top of a temple and was like 'Dare you to jump biatch' Jesus was still like 'fuck you don't tell me what to do!' Finally the devil says 'Yo J-dawg, Just worship me n shit, and ill give you power and all these kingdoms, you dig?' And Jesus, being the baus he is was all like 'Nah G. I'm God 'n' shit, I don't bow to you!' And that is the story of Lent!
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